Royal Scab

One royal cunt was born this moment, 85 years ago.

Precisely eighty four years and seven minutes later, "an uncontrolled flow of water, oil mud, oil, gas, and other materials came out" of a vessel contracted by one corporate subject of this royal hag to leave an enduring scab on the Gulf of Mexico.

If only we could force every last barrel of oil up the royal flesh-scabbard...

Updates: Florida Oil Spill Law